Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.

Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops; it's easier to get away with murder.

The voter is basically dumb and lazy. The reason I became a Democratic operative instead of a Republican was because there were more Democrats that didn’t have a clue than there were Republicans.

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.

If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, he'd have two.

Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even.

Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble.

Never underestimate people.

If you say three things, you don't say anything.

When the facts change, you change your mind. I know that is a hard concept for people to get sometimes.

Sometimes a mind is like a mouth: you just got to shut it.

Many Christians have no understanding of God’s fatherhood

Hardships lead to strength of character.

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

I am by heritage a Jew, by citizenship a Swiss, and by makeup a human being, and only a human being, without any special attachment to any state or national entity whatsoever.

Christ alone can bring lasting peace - peace with God - peace among men and nations - and peace within our hearts.

Referee Norlinger is outstanding in the sense that he stands out.

I have to paint at least two times a week, and there's not enough time in the day to do everything.

Prayer is the way the life of God is nourished.

We are involved in a constitution-building process of historic importance. The Convention should mark a new stage in European integration.

You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, I'd never make another comedy. You couldn't pick a less funny group than critics - you couldn't find a more bitter group of people!