Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

It is pointless waiting for the moment because you are already in the moment so just get started!

I have always been on speaking terms with God, especially now. God and I just had a few weeks of silence. 'Tis over now.

Great mentors give great advice.

Recently I keep thinking that this isn’t about the survival of a species. It’s about why we’re never satisfied with what we need, why we always take a bit more.

I'd rather feel something for real than pretend it's not what it is.

Our eldest boy, Bob, has been away from us nearly a year at school, and will enter Harvard University this month. He promises verywell, considering we never controlled him much.

Well, I'm backed by a very rich Jew. Yeah!! Yes, I am! His Name is Jesus. I'm backed by Him.

I didn't start cooking until I was thirty-two. Until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

I feel as though I've been very fortunate in my career, which is not all that long, so far.

Hello Satan, it's time to go. Me and the devil, walkin' side by side.