Washington is not a place to live in. The rents are high, the food is bad, the dust is disgusting and the morals are deplorable. Go West, young man, go West and grow up with the country.

Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident, and riches take wings. Only one thing endures and that is character.

It is impossible to enslave, mentally or socially, a bible-reading people. The principles of the bible are the groundwork of human freedom.

Go West, young man, go West. There is health in the country, and room away from our crowds of idlers and imbeciles.

Common sense is very uncommon.

The darkest hour in any man's life is when he sits down to plan how to get money without earning it.

We are not one people. We are two peoples. We are a people for Freedom and a people for Slavery. Between the two, conflict is inevitable.

I am the inferior of any man whose rights I trample underfoot.

A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."

Ah! if the pulpit would practice what it preaches, then all would be well.

Journalism kills you, but it keeps you alive as long as you're doing it.

Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

Just a minute, Cosmic Ordering can give you a whole lot more ... a whole lifetime of more.

...'Better is the end of a matter than its beginning.'– Ecclesiastes 7:8

I'm not a super emotional person, so that's one reason I love acting - it makes me deal with myself in that kind of way.

Early on, my emotional work had to do with feeling unheard and invisible.

I have a Congress on my hands.

There should be full engagement to protect our country from a grave threat, which is the weakest foreign policy since Jimmy Carter.

My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!

I asked a couple of months ago if anyone would like to start picketing the gas stations.

Everything in large doses is gonna kill you. Even happiness.