Watch it, loincloth, I’m not afraid to spork your eyes out.

I’m a fan of Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Brunette and doesn’t mind a guy that’s an animal? Hell yeah.

I don’t want any other girl.” He shook his head and took a step closer, cupping my face in his hands. “I belong with you and you belong with me.

I don't know. I don't understand how boys think. If I knew that I'd be a millionare.

It means that I like you for you and you should like you for you.

Next!” The taller of the guys at the door called. Saved by the yell.

It’s always been you and me, Red. Even before we were us. You’ve always had the control in this relationship. Some things may distract us, but I’ll always come back to you

Maybe you should just take it off up in my room and I can help you get dry.” He leaned in, his full lips right on my ear. “Or make you wetter.

The thinnest thing in the world is the border between good and evil... my next The Opposite Of Magic.

Every maiden's weak and willin' When she meets the proper villian.

Women in general seem to me to be appreciably more intelligent than men. A great many of them suffer in silence from the imbecilities of their husbands.

I do. You know, I made a mistake using a private e- mail.

I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress

A world view is probably an expression of self.

You are not merely the body; you are 100% Pure Being. But you must find this out for yourself. It must become your own discovery, happening in your innermost being.

You can tell the date of an old science fiction novel by every word on the page. Nothing dates harder and faster and more strangely than the future.

Really, he could have just punched me in the stomach, because my brain refused to comprehend the words he was saying. A physical assault, it might have understood.

I really do know what I want with my life. I think that keeps me from making bad decisions and spending time doing stuff I don't enjoy.