Watching TV mum said," Do you miss your dad?" And I said," Who?

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.

Every time I complete a major project I reward myself with two full days of just reading and coffee! I do justify that it is my work!

You're only hurting yourself. Besides, the citizens like blood, don't they? They smell it.

There's a magic that comes from playing entirely to who you are. I've got my specialist subject - in the Mastermind sense - and I wouldn't change it, or who I am.

The biggest difference between Kennedy and Nixon, as far as the press is concerned, is simply this: Jack Kennedy really liked newspaper people and he really enjoyed sparring with journalists.

President Trump and his family are complying with all the ethical rules, everything they need to do to step away from his businesses and be a full-time president.

You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter

Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense.

Like the watermen who advance forward while they look backward.

If you try to delight the undelightable, you've made yourself miserable for no reason.