Watching too much TV can triple our hunger for more possessions, while reducing our personal contentment by about 5 percent for every hour a day we watch.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.

Dreams don't have an expiration date.

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration.

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

But Champagne is not drinking.

Even on the cross He did not hide Himself from sight; rather, He made all creation witness to the presence of its Maker.

The outcome of successful planning always looks like luck to saps.

I made a dollar a day sweeping a laundry out. Then we made a record that was number two in Los Angeles. We got so excited hearing it on the radio that Carl threw up.

I can just let my curiosity wander unleashed.

From John Huston to Fred Zinnemann and Richard Fleischer and all those great American directors.

Religious faith is an important aspect of American culture and a fact of American political life.

I don't know who came up with this push present idea, but I think it's probably a female.

I know how I get hard. Running on a treadmill behind women in a gym normally does it for me.

If I could keep a single moment for all time, that would be the one. I became the very air; I was full of stars.

My idea of quality is my own idea of quality. What I do and what I want to do next is my business. The next thing I fall in love with might be what you think is rubbish.