Water does not resist. Water flows. When you plunge your hand into it, all you feel is a caress.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have one

His lips press into mine in a kiss meant to make the world fade away.And it delivers.

Sometimes you really want to say "Duh, " but you can't. It's a part of growing up, I guess.

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

When you beat Arsenal, they are a good three points.

The photograph is always more interesting than what the photograph is of.

Letters are largely written to get things out of your system.

Time has been transformed, and we have changed; it has advanced and set us in motion; it has unveiled its face, inspiring us with bewilderment and exhilaration.

Voices that say the age of the church is over are voices who haven't listened to Jesus.

What a people talk about means something. What they don't talk about means something.