Wave bye-bye to your cash cow, 'cause it's leaving the pasture.

Only two things I know about Albuquerque - Bugs Bunny should've taken a left turn there. And give me a hundred tries, I'll never be able spell it.

The bar exam's a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times, but I guess it's like losing your virginity, third time's the charm.

The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks is if there's a 300 dollar hooker sitting in it.

Dalai Lama's got nothing on me.

Don't wait, just sweat.

A high degree of autonomy is what permits innovation, experimentation and risk taking in a bureaucracy. If the slightest mistake can end a career, then no one will ever take risks.

The same things that lead to disparities in health in this country on a day-to-day basis led to disparities in the impact of Hurricane Katrina.

What sense of superiority it gives one to escape reading some book which every one else is reading.

In the mid-1960s, as hard to believe as it may be now, choosing to go into academic philosophy was not an imprudent career choice. There were lots of academic jobs in philosophy then.

The thing that bothers me the most about the media is simple accuracy.

Don't forget, a lot of people want that to happen because they make a lot of money by taking money out of this country. Those deals [like NAFTA] are very good for a lot of people.

I feel like the universe is so big it'd be foolish to pull out the "no" for it.

Christianity is not a religion; it is the announcement of the end of religion.

When you need advice- do you seek someone who has proven success or do you get advice from people who have never achieved what you desire?