Wayne came over to the bench one day after seeing (Zdeno) Chara, and said 'That's why I'm quitting.'

I had a lot of fun in those days. It was a great experience being in the Eastern Hockey League for the simple reason that you did not have a staff.

He's a gritty hockey player, he's got good vision, he's an intelligent player.

..English teachers often take a right-wrong stance. I'd rather my students take a thinking stance.

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.

Stand-up was interesting to me at the beginning, because I was trying to parody it. My early stand-up was really Andy Kaufman-esque, and then I became the very thing I was making fun of.

If ye loved him, he must ha' been a good man.' 'Yes, he...was.' 'Then I shall do my best to honor his spirit by serving his wife.

Judges are appointed by and with the advice and consent of the Senate. And it is our duty to ask questions on great issues that matter to the American people and to speak for them.

Wal-Mart is going in and slaughtering [small towns] just as we once killed the buffalo.

Religions are manipulated in order to serve those who govern society and not the other way around.

Until the culture recognizes the legitimacy of growing down, each person in the culture struggles blindly to make sense of the darkness that the soul requires to deepen into life.

I'm really optimistic in the mornings.

My God! How terrible these money questions are for an artist!