We Americans only voted for George Bush to prove to the British that Americans understand irony. Unfortunately, it kinda backfired.

Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying.

I am shocked and slightly perturbed by his exuberance and quick wit. Knock Knock Channel 4

Feeling lonely? Wish you had a special someone to help fill the void? Reconsider your definition of romance, reconnect to your passions and be swept away.

He who imagines he can do without the world deceives himself much

That there's no more important decision in life than who you marry.

I had some really dear friends who died from AIDS-one in particular. His family wasn't around and he didn't have many friends. I spent a lot of time with him in his later days.

It is, I suppose, the business of grandparents to create memories and the relative of memories: traditions. We want to lodge moments, like snapshots, in the fleeting video of time.

When you move like a jellyfish, rhythm is nothing. You go with the flow. You don't stop.

I am encouraged that there's going to be much better dialogue between the federal government and the state of Arizona. I mean, I hope that's not wishful thinking.

There's nothing like losing yourself in someone else's troubles to make you forget your own.

... there’s also nothing noble about being fearless. How much do you wanna bet the last man standing in a battle is usually the biggest fool of all?” - Paul Hudson