We Woosters do not lightly forget. At least, we do - some things - appointments, and people's birthdays, and letters to post, and all that - but not an absolutely bally insult like the above.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

More often than not a young couple stays in the same relationship, but they walk in different directions.

When you think more of helping others, you set yourself up for a life of impact

The occasion is piled high with difficulty. We must rise to the occasion.

I don't think too much about awards.

It is far more honest to be undeservedly ignored than to be honoured without merit.

I hate it when people are wrongly convicted.

Amos sipped his coffee. The faraway look on his face reminded me of my dad. “I don’t want to scare you.” “Too late.

I've never met any strong critic of the United States anywhere in the world who gave us any credit for having limit on government.

Gratitude is our most direct line to God and the angels.