We absolutely annihilated England. It was a massacre. We beat them 5-4.

Denis Law could dance on eggshells.

In my time at Anfield we always said we had the best two teams on Merseyside - Liverpool and Liverpool reserves.

If you are first you are first. If you are second, you are nothing.

What a great day for football, all we need is some green grass and a ball.

At a football club, there's a holy trinity - the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don't come into it. They are only there to sign the checks.

The difference between Everton and the Queen Mary is that Everton carry more passengers!

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.

The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.

The socialism I believe in is everybody working for the same goal and everybody having a share in the rewards. That’s how I see football, that’s how I see life.

If Everton were playing down the bottom of my garden, I'd draw the curtains.

All the butterflies and cockyolybirds would fly past me.

It is much more fun to write about villains then heroes. The villains are the ones that think out the scheme, and the heroes just kind of come along for the ride.

Writers are what they write, also what they fail to write.

Something that just came out of me. It was a bit of mischief.

How many times would I throw this away before I realized it was what I had been looking for all along?

Death changes nothing but the mask that covers our faces.

If we could only find the courage to leave our destiny to chance, to accept the fundamental mystery of our lives, then we might be closer to the sort of happiness that comes with innocence.

If Plan A fails, they could always revert to Plan A.

Evil habits, in which men indulge, are the chief cause of disease in the physical as well as the mental state.

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.