We all choke and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell. We all leak oil.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

Some persons are very decisive when it comes to avoiding decisions.

It's hard for a hit to be bad for your career.

Those who are already feeling the effects of climate change don't have time to deny it - they're busy dealing with it.

The first Star Wars movie had come out in 1977 and had become this huge phenomenon with all the toys and everything - it just kind of swept America.

It's interesting when you get those roles, which seem like nothing on the page, and you kind of subvert them. It's hard to say no.

You know that if you [Hillary Clinton] did win, you would approve that [Trans-Pacific Partnership], and that will be almost as bad as NAFTA. Nothing will ever top NAFTA.

Politics: the art of appearing candid and completely open while concealing as much as possible.

I couldn't throw a knuckleball if my life depended on it.

We could never know who we truly were until we heard the whispers of the stars.

A right , in the abstract, is a fact ; it is not a thing to be given, established, or conferred; it is. Of the exercise of a right power may deprive me; of the right itself, never.