We all choke and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

Money does not buy you happiness, but lack of money certainly buys you misery.

Music, brings the soul alive.Music promotes wellness and sound mind.

I like a few vintage Rolexes, and Panerais are good. I'm not into sports watches - I like chronometers.

Never run back to what broke you.

The national debt has given rise to joint stock companies, to dealings in negotiable effects of all kinds, and to agiotage , in a word to stock-exchange gambling and the modern bankocracy .

The present hardly exists, after all-it becomes the past even as it happens. A tricky medium, time - and central to the concerns of fiction.

No gentleman can be without three copies of a book: one for show, one for use, and one for borrowers.

Always love your country - but never trust your government!

The spirit world speaks to us through the heart. The more we open our hearts and raise our own vibrations, the easier the connection.

When you finish work, practically everybody in that place is going to watch a movie at night anyway. They're tired. They have dinner. They go up to their room. They're watching TV.