We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

Every dog, we are told, has his day, unless there are more dogs than days.

Shoot first and never miss.

If you want to hit a man in the chest, aim for his groin.

Never run a bluff with a six-gun.

I know when a festival comes, I'm just searching for a beautiful birthday quote for her.

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

This America of yours, does it always build what you dream?

Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so make for themselves different modes of life and forms of government.

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.

Being a mathematical genius doesn't do you any favors as far as having something to say in music. You see every style as equal, and you want complicated music to devour.

Cover that bosom that I must not see: souls are wounded by such things.

...New Beginning to the same old story

AIDS can destroy a family if you let it, but luckily for my sister and me, Mom taught us to keep going. Don't give up, be proud of who you are, and never feel sorry for yourself.

We cannot win this battle to save species and environments without forging an emotional bond between ourselves and nature as well - for we will not fight to save what we do not love.