We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

We are a only on this majestic earth for a brief and short period time but of history. Why not use this time in kindness to make humanity a better and brighter place for all❤

When an inner situation is not made conscious it appears outside as fate.

Nature isn't positive in that way. It doesn't aim itself at you. It's not being unkind to you.

I don't think Jimi committed suicide in the conventional way. He just decided to exit when he wanted to.

Stop trusting in man, who has but a breath in his nostrils.

Hinduism has sinned in giving sanction to untouchability.

I love nyc. It's the city of my birth and probably the most amazing city on the planet.

I think that money is devoted to serious journalism, with analysis, interestingly presented, by good writers can still sell newspapers.

I very much enjoy reading other writers' diaries, mainly because it makes me ask myself: Are they like you? How do they think?

I think that basketball players should get the job done no matter how it looks on the screen.