We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.

There's a domino effect with certain things you say.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.

I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone.

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.

Your daily life is your temple and your religion.

It seems I am doing all the right things, when it comes to love, to the wrong people.

Criticism is something you can easily avoid by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Any relationship between a building and its users is one of violence, for any use means the intrusion of a human body into a given space, the intrusion of one order into another.

You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.

Imitation is always insult--not flattery.

At the end of our life our questions are simple: Did I live fully? Did I love well?

Your game is only as good as your second serve

If you don't step across the threshold of what you already know into the world of challenges, you never truly measure yourself.