We all have our limitations, but when we listen to our critics, we also have theirs.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

It is your vibrational thoughts that give life to the goals you wish for.

I'm enjoying myself this year and for once I'm not chasing my fitness.

But in our age the appeal to authority is weak, and I am of my age.

There's no value to working hard on being really popular.

When I manage to keep my center, it's usually because I've taken prayer seriously.

My government career is over.

People said if [I] was at a party, it gave it prestige. I would let people know I'd arrived by letting off my flash... You could feel the temperature rise right away.

Never say love is "like" anything... It isn't.

From the point of ignition. To the final drive. The point of the journey is not to arrive.

What's a' your jargon o' your schools, Your Latin names for horns and stools; If honest nature made you fools.