We all have regrets. Anyone who says they have none is a liar, and anyone who thinks they'll live without acquiring some is a fool.

Heartbreak, death and loss were shared between us, but renewal, commitment and strength as well.

Suspicion leads to bias, and bias doesn't lead to truth.

Rather suffer than die is man's motto.

Hands, matches, an ashtray. A ritual beautiful and bitter.

If California is any indicator, I'm proud that the public here saw right through it and registered in record numbers and voted in record numbers.

SAP is becoming the standard for business software. Oracle is in a state of chaos.

To succeed in comedy you ultimately have to put in the hours and get lucky - The amount of people who are able to break through is so small a fraction of the amount of people trying.

She asks if I left a girlfriend behind when we moved. I say no, and she smiles, which just about ruins me.

I would say I'm pro-choice only because I don't feel that it's right that anybody in this world puts restrictions on anyone.

Any man who has the brains to think and the nerve to act for the benefit of the people of the country is considered a radical by those who are content with stagnation and willing to endure disaster.