We all have the choice as to how we want to create our world.

Your smile carries my heart away every time that I see you.

To have a full stomach and fixed income are no small things .

What do you actually need? Food, clothing and shelter. Everything else is entertainment.

Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?

Think now and then that there is a man who would give his life, to keep a life you love beside you.

Sinatra created a kind of magic. You want those people to be part of your life.

The love of liberty is a common blood that flows in our American veins.

Here's what I'm afraid of. I know a lot of comedians, friends of mine, who just got into the "Doesn't matter what I say. It doesn't matter. They're just gonna laugh anyway."

I would never want to move to L.A.

Gratitude and opportunity create more of the same.