We all know the part of us that needs to be harnessed. It takes someone else to know the part of us that needs to be set free.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

You are not better than your thought... As a man thinks so is he..

The only way you can own this moment is to evict the victim mentality from the dwelling of your mind.

Make yourself your role model, because people who do not have qualities depend on the qualities of others to shape their own qualities.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Being famous was extremely disappointing for me. When I became famous it was a complete drag and it is still a complete drag.

My grandmothers apartment had significance for me, even as a child, and I was fascinated by that world that was disappearing.

With eight minutes left, the game could be won in the next five or ten minutes.

I get up early, but it doesn't mean I like getting up early.

And all the stories had, somewhere, the witch. The wicked old witch. And Tiffany had thought: Where's the evidence?

My musical heroes are people like Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie who wrote and sang real songs for real people; for everyone, old, young, and in between.