We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.

We ought to change the legend on our money from "In God We Trust" to "In Money We Trust." Because, as a nation, we've got far more faith in money these days than we do in God.

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm damned if it belongs to the government.

Old men declare war because they have failed to solve complex political and economic problems.

The heresy of an age of reason, ' or some such slovos [words]. 'I see what is right and approve, but I do what is wrong.

​It is not enough to write and deliver a funeral service for a grieving family…you must love them too.

I can't tell if she's actually real, or if she's stopped caring if she's real or not. Or is not caring what makes a person real?

Independent media can go to where the silence is and break the sound barrier, doing what the corporate networks refuse to do.

Erik is not truly dead. He lives on within the souls of those who choose to listen to the music of the night.

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one

I think people need to know what they're eating. That's why I support "country of origin" labeling. That's why I support labeling of GMO's.

I have trouble with toast. Toast is very difficult. You have to watch it all the time or it burns up.

You may baptize as long as you want, but the Jew remains a Jew, the Chinese a Chinese and the Negro a Negro.

If everybody that had two cars had a Prius instead of an SUV, we wouldn't be in the Middle East right now.