We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.

In love, no question is ever preposterous.

Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push that boundary.

Tide comes in, tide goes out, you can't explain it!

What does not change is the will to change

Anything that the private sector can do, the government can do it worse.

Bible Code is a subject that is very controversial - most people in the world would not even know what we are talking about.

A good many people think as I do. If they like my work they are creative . . . or they are crazy.

It is better to be fully present and rested and engaged for one thing than rushed, distracted, and scattered for ten.

Be still: There is no longer any need of comment. It was a lucky wind That blew away his halo with his cares, A lucky sea that drowned his reputation.

Anyone who's a parent dreads that call in the middle of the night. I have four grown children and I still dread it.