We always want to let people leave with some sort of like, "Great, I want to see more." Not, "Oh my God, that's still on?"

Fantasy football is actually an amazing American pastime, because it takes the ultimate team sport, NFL and football, and turns it into the quest for individual achievement.

We don't run out of stories, because of the characters. But also every year, the NFL, like a crazy rich uncle we never see, just drops some stories off at our door.

There was only present, and it was infinite. The past and the future were just blinders we wore so that infinity wouldn't drive us mad.

If you want a good friend, you need to be a good friend!

No matter what the bards may say, there’s no romance in dying for a man.

This is your one and only precious life. Somebody’s going to decide how it’s going to be lived and that person had better be you.

There are forces in life working for you and against you. One must distinguish the beneficial forces from the malevolent ones and choose correctly between them.

Misfortune sprinkles ashes on the head of the man, but falls like dew on the heart of the woman, and brings forth [gems] of strength of which she herself had no conscious possession.

Hope is like a hairball trembling from its birth.

All of us have inflated views of ourselves, especially in self-righteousn ess, until we have visited a place called Calvary. It is there, at the foot of the cross, that we shrink to our true size.

I had made all these rules for myself: I'm not writing social commentary, I'm not writing love songs.

I vow, is there no man who can talk about physical pleasures without exaggerating?