We are English, and I expect you to behave as such. No more crying.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

If you are going through hell, keep going

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't.

When God requires us to surrender one dream, it’s because He wants to hand us a bigger and better one.

If you want to write good copy, you must be where the things are.

Chris Colfer... he's like a... playful wood-nymph.

Poverty is relative, and, therefor not ignoble.

The human body is supposed to be 70 percent water. I consider myself 70 percent film

Our Sabbath practices reveal which Trinity we truly worship: Father, Son, and Spirit... or me, myself, and I.

The computer is the most extraordinary of man's technological clothing; it's an extension of our central nervous system. Beside it, the wheel is a mere hula-hoop.

Arrogance cometh before reality.