We are a multicultural country - always have been, and to our credit, always will be. It is something that we should be very proud of and embrace.

I guess one of the ways that karma works is that it finds out what you are most afraid of and then makes that happen eventually.

You know you're in a bad movie when the Catholic clergy is being played by Jews.

Well, sometimes you need the fields to lie fallow in order to gain nutrients.

I always wanted to work with Betty White, because she is one of my heroes of all time, and I just love her.

Rich white guys. That's the true minority.

We did six records, then six movies. Now we need to do six of something else, so we get 666 - and then our master Satan can return!

Convenience is the American way.

Yeah, I'm the go-to guy for Mexican priests.

Mexicans are quasi-legal.

I was part of the draft resistance movement in LA where we did demonstrations at the draft centre and burned our cards and made a lot of trouble on campus.

The inability to see air does not prevent us from breathing. Being unable to see God should not prevent us from believing.

God desires to use you is to use you in the best possible fashion.

Who ran to help me when I fell And would some pretty story tell Or kiss the place to make it well? My Mother.

If good preaching could save the world, it would have been done long ago.

How you behave in one place, will help in surprising ways later.

I got a pit bull from a shelter, so my whole life is centered on this dog, and I've been writing a lot of dog jokes. I should probably give up now, because I'm writing jokes about my dog.

Terry Gross. I would rush home from high school to listen to Terry Gross.

I always wanted, and still aspire, to be something more than just one thing, just one performance.

I don't care how busy I am - I will always make time for what's most important to me.

Our primordial purpose is to respond to the impulsion from within to solve the mystery of our individual existence, to find and be the authentic Self that is, has been and ever shall be.