We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think that religion stops people from thinking. I think it justifies crazies.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Love yourself first to fill your heart with bliss. Now give it away with humility, love, and gratitude.

You have to look closely to see clearly.

I would never challenge any rapper to a rap-off. It's weird, I'm not that type of rapper.

I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy.

To tell you the truth, man, we spend most of the time travelling in hotels, in festivals, in concert halls, clubs, airports. The most unenjoyable part is all the security at airports.

Game design isn’t just a technological craft. It’s a twenty-first-century way of thinking and leading.

Tears are great peace-makers.

Life is a gift of the immortal Gods, but living well is the gift of philosophy.

Don’t worry about me handling the pain," I say. "I’ve had a lot of practice.

Treating 'water' as a name of a single scattered object is not intended to enable us to dispense with general terms and plurality of reference. Scatter is in fact an inconsequential detail.