We are about to be eaten by a dragon, you’re crawling on bleeding hands through bat droppings, and you’re worried about being proper?

The day you leave, this will be your only contentment: if you have made the existence a little more beautiful.

You're born thinking you're the centre of things, and they chip away at that until you expire muttering If I knew then, or some nonsense in an empty rooming house.

I am, like anybody else, full of contradictions and personality traits, and I don't know which ones to speak from as a stand-up or what aspects of myself to ask an audience to identify with.

Honour, cherish and nourish yourself.

Don't you have much more faith in ideas that you discover for yourself than in ideas that are handed to you on a silver platter?

The harder survival becomes, the more you want to pull together. And the more you want to pull together, the harder survival becomes.

I was 11 when I was molested. It was like a nuclear explosion going off in my life, destroying everything.

There is but one temple - the body. It is the only temple that ever existed.

Sit with those who constantly repent, for they have the softest hearts.

It's a date," Leo repeats, and we shake on it.Leo's mother sticks her head in the door. "You guys are too young to be dating!" "Mom!"Leo cries,turning bright red.