We are all alike, on the inside.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

When we disrespect a person, we disrespect God

That was the beauty of Family, Dakota decided, you knew what it took to make them bleed. The magic was in choosing not too.

Hast thou found out, Voltaire, that it is bliss to die, And does thy hideous smile over thy bleached bones fly?

If poor people are spending their own money, it is amazing how fast they will figure out how to keep a lid on medical bills.

If we go on as we are, we will destroy in the next century everything that the poets have been singing about for the past two thousand years.

It's a pity more men are not bastards by birth instead of vocation.

A country becomes more prosperous in proportion to the rise in the invested capital unit per unit of its population.

And allow the world as others choose to see it, exist as well.

Anxiety is the rust of life, destroying its brightness and weakening its power. A childlike and abiding trust in Providence is its best preventive and remedy.

Perhaps they were right putting love into books. Perhaps it could not live anywhere else.