We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

Never put yourself in a position to be made an example of.

The ego with its protective defense mechanisms is the biggest impediment to attaining spiritual growth.

I do not think it is an exaggeration to say history is largely a history of inflation, usually inflations engineered by governments for the gain of governments.

A purpose, an intention, a design, strikes everywhere even the careless, the most stupid thinker.

A visionary may see, but a leader must decide.

Sometimes you have to get sicker before you can get better.

There is no priority higher than the prevention of terrorism

Women are my biggest defenders. It's that bad-boy syndrome. Now girls chase me.

I have always told anyone who would listen that I was available for more public service.