We are all ignorant; just about different things.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The world is a room of heavy furniture. Eventually you are allowed to leave.

Violence is the sign of temporary weakness.

Makeup isn't something I've worn a lot of in my life.

Never ever depend on governments or institutions to solve any major problems. All social change comes from the passion of individuals.

The healthiest and holiest people are the people who laugh at themselves the most. Failure helps us take God more seriously and ourselves less seriously.

The worth of the mind consisteth not in going high, but in marching orderly.

All the conservation efforts in the world won't be enough to make a dent in the oncoming sustainability crisis our planet faces.

If I weren't as tall as I am, I would've been a member of AC/DC.

Our lives are short and everything sort of regresses to the mean.