We are all the same person trying to shake hands with our self.

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.

you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.

We can make a difference and have fun doing it

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life.

we're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.

Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand.

Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul.

Death was Patrick Henry's second choice.

And I also thought that Richard Nixon was the greatest political education we have ever had, but it looks like we need to relearn them again.

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

When you don’t understand how to make a good use of something, you will abuse that thing.

Be careful how you treat those who you perceive to be below you. The universe has a way of favoring the underdog.

for meobedience to another is the decay of self.for though every being is similareach being is differentand to herd our differencesunder one lawdegrades each self.

(You know) you're improving from fight to fight (when you can) showcase your talents against greater opponents every time.

Nine people can't make a baby in a month.

Resilency, not perfection, is the signature of greatness.

You don’t drive races on paper.

I don’t remember saying that everybody in the country would have a lower premium.

I met her in a club down in North Soho, where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola.

In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!