We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.

males conspicuously leaving their mark to let others know where they weren't welcome.

I have a bad grammar, but I do have a good message in it.

Terrible errors are rarely made all at once. Usually they are performed one small misstep at a time.

Jekyll and Hyde, in particular, is such an important novel in terms of suspense and setting a perfect scene for crime

How can the life of such a man be in the palm of some fools hand?

That evening, rowing on the quiet river as sunset turned to dusk, I saw an occasional smoky smudge on the towpath, always slightly ahead of me, like a dark star guiding me home.

When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?

The joy of joys is the person of light but unmalicious humor.

Mathematics is the key and door to the sciences.

A marvelous thing it would be to stand with confidence, unafraid, unashamed, and unembarrassed in the presence of God.