We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

There is no such place as Budapest. Perhaps you are thinking of Bucharest, and there is no such place as Bucharest, either.

Hope is sweet.Hope is illumining.Hope is fulfilling.Hope can be everlasting.Therefore, do not give up hope, Even in the sunset of your life.

Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls.

In my opinion any activity during which you can enjoy a beverage is not a sport. It is a party.

The world's forests are a shared stolen treasure that we must put back for our children's future

You might as well be perfect. There is really not all that much else to do here that is exciting.

I think people who are fanatical about anything are funny.

The lies the government and media tell are amplifications of the lies we tell ourselves. To stop being conned, stop conning yourself.

It's just not easy enough to say that I pray and God will accomplish.

Africa is one continent, one people and one nation

My freestyling ability is nonexistent. I can't even write a verse if I tried to sit anywhere and write one. Being a good rapper is hard to do. I'm a good Rapaport, but that's about it.