We are even better looking on the small screen

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.

Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.

I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.

I shave without using shaving cream.

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.

I ask myself why I do it [work]. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it.

Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.

I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

The people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind.

Frustrated, El Líder went home, rested his pitching arm, and started a revolution in the mountains.

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

Painting and animation can be kind of long work. Music was more immediate and more fun.

No habit has any real hold on you other than the hold you have on it.

It is through seeking that you will grow.

Cruel persecutions and intolerance are not accidents, but grow out of the very essence of religion, namely, its absolute claims.

Analyze yourself. All emotions are reflected in the body and mind. Envy and fear cause the face to pale, love makes it glow.

An army is strengthened by labor and enervated by idleness.

This cold night will turn us all to fools and madmen.