We are finite and God will not call us everywhere or to support every worthy cause. And real needs are not far from us.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

How do you tell if something's alive? You check for breathing.

Cynicism, like gullibility, is a symptom of underdeveloped critical faculties.

London has the advantage of one of the most gloomy atmospheres in the world.

Allow whatever this moment contains. No matter what event or happening or situation, say 'yes' to it. Allow it to be.

When you come from nothing, you're basically just trying to get escape velocity, which means you and your family don't have to worry about being broke and that's all I ever cared about.

One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.

Denial of Russia in the name of humanity it is - robbing humanity

Popular culture has become engorged, broadening and thickening until it's the only culture anyone notices.

I came to witness. I stay to fight.