We are firm believers of the paranormal, but we believe over 80 percent of all claims can be disproved.

If your cat's speaking Latin, you might have a problem.

All a skeptic is is someone who hasn't had an experience yet.

Our EMF meter was jumping off the charts. We found her alarm clock was causing crazy electro-magnetic fields around it. We spent $22.99 on a nice digital clock, and she never saw an apparition again.

We once installed a $1.49 trap in a woman's toilet and she never had ghost problems again.

I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

Even the right is wrong from the other side.

If we want to increase our own happiness, we need to invest in growing the community happiness and also take care of the whole, of Mother Earth.

That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.

It's hard to send your baby off on a plane without you, though that's less reasonable, because sending him off in a car is statistically a bigger risk.

Failure is not an option for me. Success is all I envision

He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.

Wha-what?" Her eyes fluttered open. "Nothing," I shouted. "We're being followed by a slaying machine. Go back to sleep.

Our eyes met in the math class. How were we to know that trigonometry would lead to matrimony?

There are more serious problems in life than financial ones, and I’ve had a lot of those. I’ve been broke before, and will be again.