We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.

I felt as though I were snorting cocaine, or rappelling down a cliffside, or cliffsurfing off a cliff of pure cocaine.

They weren’t like dolls, because dolls had no feelings. Kids had feelings, just not any remotely related to yours.

She liked reality shows the best, and then the shows that purported to be about reality.

Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you.

If every woman had a direwolf, men would be much sweeter.

Time is the best killer.

A formula can be very simple, and create a universe of bottomless complexity.

Yoko had 10 years and I had 10 years and I would rather have had the 10 years I had than the ones she did. I had the raw talent and the raw human being, before the sycophants arrived.

History - the non-fiction version - must inform the fiction to make it truthful; too much of it and your genres are colliding.

I spent 30 minutes each morning rubbing my body with half a lemon to lighten my skin.

Running has given me the courage to start, the determination to keep trying, and the childlike spirit to have fun along the way. Run often and run long, but never outrun your joy of running.

The way prices are rising, the good old days are last week.

The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites; that was one of the advantages of being single.