We are hated because we are free. We are hated because of the idea that is the United States of America. We are hated because of our Constitution.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Sometimes in life you have to make difficult choices. The best time to make those choices is before you're confronted with them.

I would rather be remembered by a song than by a victory.

What your heart desires is not too good to be true. It is good enough to be true.

She was learning, quite late, what many people around her appeared to have known since childhood that life can be perfectly satisfying without major achievements.

I smile all the time, even when I'm in a bad mood. I always try to keep a smile on my face.

My Range Rover is great for LA. You can take surfboards on it and stick some bikes in the back. And if you kidnap people you could tie them up in the back, there's space for your chloroform.

The four cornerstones of the American political psyche are 1) emotion substituted for thought, 2) fear, 3) ignorance and 4) propaganda

Just because it's true, doesn't mean it's believable or interesting.

You are not likely to see any general reformation, till you procure family reformation.

If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell