We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.

Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.

The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.

Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.

There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.

The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in religion. You could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do it for a god).

When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point- of-view is seldom necessary.

There’s no point in believing in things that exist.

Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.

Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters.

Jesus taught us how to pray because The Lord's Prayer is the spiritual image of the Ten Commandments.

It means that two people start loving each other. I guess because it can feel really sudden and because it's powerful. Like gravity--an unstoppable force.

We are all born in the same way but we all die in different ways.

Don't let anyone tell you that age purchases your freedom from fear of death.

Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.

A sure cure for boredom: fast until you are ravenous.

The only thing that gives [new technology] purpose is the kind of creative content we all produce.

Save me from trendy religion that makes cheap clichés out of timeless truths.

If you are afraid of making mistakes, you won't learn anything and you won't make much money.