We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they?

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost

In his last years Linacre gave up medicine for the Church and then for the first time read the gospels. On so doing he exclaimed, 'Either this is not the gospel or we are not Christians.

Education transforms and transcends the human mind toward perfection.

The process of discovering your greatest self is of refinement, not adding. The best way to reconnect with your freedom is to look at the rules you have that govern and hinder it.

It is a bigger miracle to be patient and refrain from anger than it is to control the demons which fly through the air.

We prate of freedom; we are in deadly fear of life, as much of our own American scene betrays.

It is easier to find people fit to govern themselves than people fit to govern others.

I've seen all the Judd Apatow movies, and I'd love to have a really funny little part in one of them some day.

I thought Nixon was the worst President we had ever had, save only perhaps Andrew Johnson.

You never know what's going to happen in your life, and you never know what's going to happen in someone else's life either.