We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.

Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.

True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.

When I was your age, television was called books.

Who says life is fair, where is that written?

Cynics are simply thwarted romantics.

When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it.

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

I've been in the revenge buisness for so long, now that it's over I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.

A person's readiness to date is largely a matter of maturity and environment.

I felt so painfully isolated that I vowed I would get revenge on the world by becoming a famous cartoonist.

While a lab Director can get done the things that he regards as important, he has the more important job of bringing out the best ideas of the broader scientific community.

Nothing is so capable of diminishing self-love as the observation that we disapprove at one time what we approve at another.

Ask no questions and you'll hear no lies.

You may be talented but you're not Kanye West.

The first question that comes out of everybody's mouth, 'Did you bite the head off a bat?' And I did, so, next.

Look out! Behind you!

I still eat pizzas, I still like pies, I still have spaghetti hoops for breakfast... but it's in moderation now.

I'm not a genetically superior person. I built my body.