We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray.

First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.

I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.

In order to eliminate discrimination, the Modern Liberal has opted to become utterly indiscriminate.

Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.

Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.

Stupidity is a luxury and you will find time and time and time and again that those who are overwhelmingly on the left are those who can afford to be.

Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.

My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.

Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.

No one asked your opinion O'Brien, " the red-haired one snapped again."No one ever asks yours either, that doesn't seem to stop you from giving it, " he countered.

We met last fall, and dreamt of summer days together. Winter came, and when you left, Winter stayed.

Why should you, for a mere passing pleasure, risk the loss of those great powers with which you have been endowed?

Faith is a sounder guide than reason. Reason can go only so far but faith has no limits.

I was nervous and confident at the same, nervous about going out there in front of all those people, with so much at stake, and confident that I was going to go out there and win.

Success lies in the opposite direction of the normal pull.

It is annoying when people call me Matilda instead of my name when they actually know my name, because you know, we are two different people. But what can you do?

Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick.

If you have a dream of writing, that's wishful thinking. If you have a commitment to writing, that's the way to make your dreams come true.

It is a very important matter, as a woman, to juggle everything... Your professional life, family, children etc.