We are not obligated to share.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Start going—you will find the way.

Books may be irrelevant until it's relevance, importance and purpose is discovered through reading

I stared you chew down your Swedish meatballs. I hope you could see how you chewed my heart then spit it out

Time after time, I have seen secrets tear people apart.

Shout praise and whisper criticism.

Furthermore, they had calculated that if 25,000 of them died for every one of us, they would finish with us first, for they were many and we were but few.

Other people go to the office. I get to coach. I know I've been blessed.

I'm still a mod, I'll always be a mod, you can bury me a mod.

The idea of retirement seems to imply that you stop doing what you always did. Why would you do that? I don't get that.

Life is a pilgrimage. The wise man does not rest by the roadside inns. He marches direct to the illimitable domain of eternal bliss, his ultimate destination.