We are not primarily put on this earth to see through one another, but to see one another through.

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.

You can make a sordid thing sound like a brilliant drawing-room comedy. Probably a fear we have of facing up to the real issues. Could you say we were guilty of Noel Cowardice?

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning.

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.

A hundred years ago Hester Prynne of The Scarlet Letter was given an A for adultery; today she would rate no better than a C-plus.

Gurion would lament: What is the good of trying to do justice if God will kill me and my family whether or not I do justice?

You see, there's a theory current you're insane, or you lean strongly in that direction.

Your medical tests are in. You're short fat and bald.

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Your most important tasks and priorities are those that can have the most serious consequences, positive or negative, on your life or work. Focus on these above all.

Drunken behavior will not be tolerated, except by those who are being hilarious.

No exchange rate for the confidence of youth.

I just want to grow old with a man who takes care of me, and I want to eventually have kids and want them to be good children to me. Just want to be treated nice and have respect.

If there is love, smallpox scars are as pretty as dimples. - Japanese Proverb