We are not shooting enough professors.

Three keys to success: read, read, read.

Give me just one generation of youth, and I'll transform the whole world.

The goal of socialism is communism.

When it comes to hang the capitalists they will compete with each other to sell us the rope at a lower price.

You must have your heart on fire and your brain on ice.

People always have been and they always will be stupid victims of deceit and self-deception in politics.

Fascism is capitalism in decay.

We can and must write in a language which sows among the masses hate, revulsion, and scorn toward those who disagree with us.

The press should be not only a collective propagandist and a collective agitator, but also a collective organizer of the masses.

There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.

Too weird to live, too rare to die!

When men and women are able to respect and accept their differences then love has a chance to blossom.

Cricket, however, has more in it than mere efficiency. There is something called the spirit of cricket, which cannot be defined.

We had yet to learn that the Devil created youth so that we could make our mistakes, and that God established maturity and old age so that we could pay for them.

I think Mitch Hedberg is one of the great comedians of the past 20 years.

Wit is the unexpected copulation of ideas.

One thing is sure: the Sagrada Familia is the first Catholic temple whose bacon was ever saved by Shinto tourism. Not even Gaudi, who believed in miracles, could have forseen that.

Set not your heart upon the world, since God hath not made it your portion.

Once it is out of his hand the artist has no control over the way a viewer will perceive the work. Different people will understand the same thing in a different way.

The war on drugs is really the war on people who buy drugs from people who don't lobby the government.