We are not to lead events, but to follow them.

It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.

Any person capable of angering you becomes your master.

Don't be concerned with other people's impressions of you. They are dazzled and deluded by appearances. Stick with your purpose. This alone will strengthen your will and give your life coherence.

There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.

When you are offended at any man's fault, turn to yourself and study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger.

I have to die. If it is now, well then I die now; if later, then now I will take my lunch, since the hour for lunch has arrived - and dying I will tend to later.

From this instant on, vow to stop disappointing yourself. Separate yourself from the mob. Decide to be extraordinary and do what you need to do -- now.

Keep your attention focused entirely on what is truly your own concern, and be clear that what belongs to others is their business and none of yours.

Don't explain your philosophy. Embody it.

If someone speaks badly of you, do not defend yourself against the accusations, but reply; "you obviously don't know about my other vices, otherwise you would have mentioned these as well

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

Awareness is the enemy of sanity, for once you hear the screaming, it never stops.

There is always more goodness in the world than there appears to be because goodness is of its very nature modest and retiring.

Once you start a business, you have to grow it and grow with it - starting a business is not just for Christmas.

Fortunately, I had the luck to be able to begin to work and realize my potential in something that I like to do, and in something I had wanted to do, which was acting.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.

In one point of view, Gothic is not only the best, but the only rational architecture, as being that which can fit itself most easily to all services, vulgar or noble.

Every real form is a world. And any plastic surface is more alive than a face from which stares a pair of eyes and a smile.

For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.