We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem.

A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.

Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.

Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.

It is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than to have 10 functions operate on 10 data structures.

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.

I am captivated by Jesus Christ.

Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried.

There is a big age gap between my sisters Janice and Irma and myself so I didn't know them that well when I was younger although they have been very supportive in later life.

When an elevator brings u upstairs, you better send it back down in order to bring others up!

An audience is always warming but it must never be necessary to your work.

In my case, performance is part of the medium. Sometimes I feel that it's my main medium, and that the presentation of my poems on the page is secondary.

The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker.

Ask once, believe you have received, and all you have to do to receive is feel good.

God comes to us disguised as our life.

No one pays attention to these killings, but the secret of the world is hidden in them.