We are rather like children, who must take a watch to pieces to see how it works.

All of physics is either impossible or trivial. It is impossible until you understand it, and then it becomes trivial.

Never say, "I tried it once and it did not work."

A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.

We haven't got the money, so we've got to think.

An alleged scientific discovery has no merit unless it can be explained to a barmaid.

It was almost as incredible as if you fired a 15-inch shell at a piece of tissue paper and it came back and hit you.

If your experiment needs statistics, you ought to have done a better experiment.

The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't.

All science is either physics or stamp collecting.

I must confess it was very unexpected and I am very startled at my metamorphosis into a chemist.

I would not bring one shadow on his life, and this I know would break his noble heart.

I like to be bought flowers and taken out for dinner. I like a man to be a gentleman. I don't like to be treated as if I am brainless. I like to be respected and to give respect.

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.

I feel sorry for the man who marries you... because everyone thinks you're sweet and you're not.

If you're lying, you're lying.

Lexicographers may be nerds who don't like human contact, but we're still people.

Once you are labeled 'the best' you want to stay up there, and you can't do it by loafing around.

I try to play squash but I keep running into the walls.

Hillary Clinton has no understanding of the economy at all.

Whether we give away too much or too little of ourselves, our vitality dwindles.