We are semipermeable membranes. We can pick and choose which troubles are worthy of our attention. What sinks us can only do so with our permission

Act like a champion, and then become one.

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectacles safe on her nose all the time.

I get to cry to Barbara Walters, when things don't go my way. I'll get community service no matter which laws I break.

It took me 13 years to win a Super Bowl. But it only took me one season to win a 'mirror ball.'

The scale and grandeur of the Russian effort mark it as the greatest military achievement in all history.

I'd be kidding if I said that I predicted the financial collapse.

I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a rollercoaster ride to hell.

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean.

I want enough time to be in love with everything . . .

I've kind of touched on the youth generation, what the concept of fame, what does it actually, really mean.